Wishing You A Merry Fucking Whatever Soya Wax Candle

$31.95 CAD
$31.95 CAD
$31.95 CAD
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✓ In stock. Ships in 1–2 business days from Pickering, Ontario across Toronto and Canada.
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To put it politely we really do wish you a Merry Fucking Whatever. Wishing You A Merry Fucking Whatever Soya Wax Candle is a candle for all seasons and reasons.

  • Soy Wax Candle
  • Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
  • Soy candle that is hand poured
  • Smells like a jolly holiday tree: Cypress and Fir
  • Burn time: 50 + hours
  • Christmas gift idea
  • Christmas gifts for her
  • Christmas gifts for him
  • Funny Christmas gift idea
  • Christmas gift

 

*Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

Common Questions

Why is shipping so expensive? Remember when COVID-19 happened and the world was doing nothing?

BUT shipping rates and free-shipping thresholds vary by province or territory. Please see our Shipping Policy for current details.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've bought her before? Exactly.

I can't find anything funny? Maybe you're dead inside?

How to Use

Really? Okay. Buy it and wait for it to arrive. Open the package. Use it, wear it, play with it, display it or give it to someone who needs a laugh. Voilà, instant happiness.
Wishing You A Merry Fucking Whatever Soya Wax Candle

$31.95 CAD