Toronto Valentine's Day Emergency: 36 Hours to Save Your Relationship

Posted: February 10, 2026 | Danna Bananas Team

TORONTO: YOU HAVE 36 HOURS TO NOT RUIN VALENTINE'S DAY

Order by 3 PM tomorrow or start preheating the oven for that apology cake.

We're Danna Bananas. We know the shipping lanes, we know what makes people laugh, and we know you remembered Valentine's Day exists approximately five minutes ago. We got you.

🚨 THE HARD DEADLINE: TOMORROW (TUESDAY) 3:00 PM EST

After that, you're baking a sad, last-minute flourless chocolate cake. Full stop.

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YOUR EMERGENCY GIFT LIST

Click. Buy. Save Your Romance.

💌 The Nostalgic Sweetheart Valentine

For the one who loves a heartfelt gesture... from 1957.

• Animated Valentine Cards:  Vintage 1950s VD cards that come to life.
• I Love You" Mug: Coffe, tea or me. I know which one you'll choose. 😜
• Heart Socks: Wear your heart on your... ankles.
• Tea to My Heart Tea Infuser: A literal heart in their cup.

🎲 The Fun & Games Valentine

For the couple that would rather laugh and play than have a stuffy dinner.

• ROM COM Trivia Game: Because you've already argued about whether The Notebook is actually good.
• It Takes Two To Mango Game: If you want to play a game with a kid.
• Dumbbell Dwayne Windup Bodybuilder: He flexes. He bulges. Finally, a man who listens and stays in shape.
• 3 Things Naughty or Nice Game: It's a party game where players have to come up with 3 things that fit different prompts.

😂 The Bold & Hilarious Valentine

For the partner whose sense of humour has gotten you kicked out of a restaurant at least once.

• F**kboy Stress Toy: For cathartic squishing.
• Mould Your Own Dream Boyfriend: The ultimate meta-gift.
• Muff Mug: Unapologetically bold humour.
• Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt: It’s not the garlic. It’s me..
• Pigpen Island Heat-Changing Mug: Reveals a rather suggestive image.

🛋️ The We're Not Leaving The House Gift... well it's -20 

The complete experience. Romance without pants.

• Calm Club Big Night In: Socks, mug, candle, puzzle. Done.
• I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt: Let's bake stuff and watch a Rom Com. Perfect paired with the...
• I Heart Cake Mold: Bake a literal heart-shaped cake together. Chocolate?

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⏰ YOUR COUNTDOWN

Order at dannabananas.com before 3 PM tomorrow. Then check your email for the shipping confirmation like the responsible adult you're pretending to be.

P.S. We're Toronto-based. We know what ships when. We also know that "I couldn't find parking at the mall" isn't a valid excuse. Order now.