{"product_id":"pencils-for-midlife-crisis","title":"Pencils for Midlife Crisis","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWoohoo! You have now entered the realm of middle age! The midlife crisis was invented in London in 1957. That’s when a 40-year-old Canadian named Elliott Jaques stood before a meeting of the British Psycho-Analytical Society and read aloud from a paper he’d written. \u003c\/span\u003ePeople in their midlife typically experience a depressive period lasting several years. This period is sparked by the realization that their lives are halfway over and that death isn’t just something that happens to someone else: It will happen to them, too. Life is short, and to remedy this, \u003cspan\u003eit's time to ditch some of your responsibilities and realities in favour of fun—a trip around the world, a musical instrument (the piano), a red Corvette, or not just any pencils. These writing tools, \u003c\/span\u003ePencils for Midlife Crisis, feature a\u003cspan\u003e different fun saying on each pencil.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSet of 8 pencils with erasers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eMultiple colours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStandard No. 2 Pencils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeature sayings:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI Should Go Back To School\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSigned Up For Banjo Lessons!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat Do You Think Of Botox?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA Tattoo Sleeve Would Give Me An Edge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOff To Improv Camp!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMy Other Pencil Is A Motorcycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI'm So Punk With My Pink Hair\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBought A Food Truck!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41246861426887,"sku":"","price":13.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/9584\/5319\/products\/Pencils-For-Midlife-Crisis.jpg?v=1667524860","url":"https:\/\/dannabananas.ca\/products\/pencils-for-midlife-crisis","provider":"Danna Bananas","version":"1.0","type":"link"}